Sexy Models Bikini

The International supermodel "Michelle Hunziker" in a bikini whose butt is practically a beacon for world peace. It's moments like this when I realize I should work for the U.N. I would solve shit!

Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to "Chop Samson." Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.

Britney Spears hit up Vegas over the holiday weekend and, Jesus, she looks surprisingly awesome. I guess being deemed mentally unstable really does shed the pounds.

I've never found Julia Roberts to be particularly attractive, and after you see these Julia Roberts bikini pictures, neither will you. All I can say is, she is a Pretty Woman no more. But maybe playing in the pool will do her some good, because she could definitely use a tan. Not that I'm one to talk. I've been sitting at my computer all summer. You could call it a greener shade of pale.

Hilary Swank used to be hot. She's looks more like she did in that movie where she played the girl who wanted to be a guy, than the sexy lady we love. But I think that's mostly due to the hair. It's not her best look. Nor do those sunglasses make her look any less like an insect than she needs to. But really, I'm nitpicking. In reality she's still pretty hot. But you'd be better off brown-bagging it.