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What is it about the Olympics that makes even the most boring sports watchable? Right now I’m glued to a women’s volleyball match between Brazil and Russia.

I’ve never been to Brazil or Russia in my life. I hate volleyball. I canceled a doctor’s appointment this afternoon so I wouldn’t miss a women’s handball match between Kazakhstan and France.

I haven’t slept in three days. I swear to God, the fucking Olympics are like crack. Oh yeah, that’s Kate Bosworth above.